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2009-08-20Profesionalus fotografas: žinot, o mano svajonÄ— – turÄ—ti mažą mažą fotoaparaÄiukÄ… (rodo cigareÄių pakelį), be jokio iÅ¡lindusio objektyvo, kad bÅ«tų galima jį įsikiÅ¡ti į marÅ¡kinių kiÅ¡enÄ™.
Namuose vyras: velnio kojos trumpos, bet p*****as ilgas. Čia patarlė moterims, kurios į kairę eina.
Å aligatviu bÄ—gantys berniukai: nu bet ir lÄ—tas tavo greitis!
Naujas darbuotojas leidykloje: o kada Äia atlyginimus moka?
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Komentavimas leidžiamas tik registruotiems vartotojams.
SalomÄ—ja
2009-08-20 19:37Man Å¡itas “Naujas darbuotojas leidykloje: o kada Äia atlyginimus moka?” ypaÄ patiko :))).
Paulius
2009-08-20 20:37DÄ—l pirmo netikiu :D.
UrtÄ—
2009-08-20 22:52O aÅ¡ dÄ—l pirmo iÅ¡ dalies tikiu: kartais gerai turÄ—ti tokį ne darbui, o laisvalaikiui ir darbui nepastebÄ—tam. Arba po ilgos darbo dienos, neÅ¡iojantis didžiulÄ™ kuprinÄ™ su įranga. Tada tikrai noris lengvo ir mažo aparaÄiuko.:)
Laura
2009-08-20 23:00Svarbiausia tai, kad fotografas jau turi mažą fotoaparaÄiukÄ… – gavo dovanų. Ir džiaugiasi juo kaip mažas vaikas :) Sako: pažiÅ«rÄ—k, koks lengvas!
Saulius
2009-08-22 8:33Apie katinÄ… gerai :))
DNR
2009-08-23 6:23Jo jo, pirmas tikras, galiu patvirtinti. Neblogas įrašas, galėtų visa tokia rubrika būti :)
Adis
2009-08-23 20:01Pauliau, pasitampytum kasdien 10-15 kg sveriantį fotokrepšį – patikÄ—tum…
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